Apparently this is what happens when you swear off da mens.
- Men that work at the company,that your restaurant is specifically for, start acting SUPER…almost too friendly.
- Guys offer you private tours of the office buildings.
- Fry cook gives you his number via Facebook…
- Trucker of a semi almost swerves off the road to beep the horn at you and wave.
- Guy that works at coffee shop flirts with you.
- Older Italian man at other coffee shop won’t stop staring at you.
- Wonderful Brandon Boyd-esque guy at work stops and talks to you for long periods of time and is sweet and actually asks you about your day and tries to catch your eye then smiles at you.
See, I didn’t start this oath to gain this attention. I’ve never had this kind of attention and now I just don’t know what to do about it.
Actually, that is not true. I know exactly what Ima do…IGNORE THE HELL OUT OF IT. Nope. Not really happening. Figment of my highly over-active and “hopefully what will make me a good artist” imagination.
